Our goal is simple.
To offer high quality, non alcoholic ,innovative craft beverages and hot sauces with no artificial flavors or colors.
HOT SAUCE NOW AVAILABLE IN OUR STORE!
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Our current Product offerings
THOPNIC HOP WATER TEA TONIC
This is for all who want some hops in their life but don't want the alcohol that comes with beer. Formulated by our liquid artist Thom Klekot to help curb his alcohol intake as well others around him that want the option to still enjoy the flavors that beer can offer without any sugar, carbs, alcohol or calories. Pretty much guilt free.
Crafted similar to beer but instead of malt, we use tea to help balance the hops.
Upfront hop flavor and aroma that is held up by the earthy and floral notes of white peony tea and carbonated to beer levels so not to be too "prickly" like a soda would be.
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CEREBRUM HOP WATER TEA TONIC
like our other tonics but without the caffeine.
Chamomile and a touch of raspberry leaf tea blends well with Amarillo and simcoe hops.
with no caffeine you can enjoy it anytime of the day!
ALTERNO HOP WATER TEA TONIC
THIS IS WHERE WE GET TO HAVE SOME FUN AND EXPERIMENT. inspired by S.M.A.S.H beers (single malt and single hop).
A SINGLE HOP AND SINGLE TEA TONIC THAT CHANGES EACH TIME WE MAKE IT.
NEW varieties OF TEA AND HOPs every time we brew it with other fun changes on the nerd level with water chemistry and the like.
no two exactly the same.
FOR THE HORDE COFFEE ROOTBEER
Fire brewed for true drinking pleasure!
OUR TAKE ON THE AMERICAN CLASSIC SODA WE ALL LOVED AS A KID. LIKE MOST OF OUR SODAS, IT IS AIMED MORE AT ADULTS. WE USE 25% LESS SUGAR THAN MOST WITH tHE ADDITION OF COFFEE THAT IS ROASTED BY LOCAL COFFEE R0ASTER SMUGGLERS IN LOWELL, INDIANA.
bIG CINNAMON AND WINTERGREEN WITH A FULL Molasses Roundness. COFFEE ON THE BACK END BLENDS WITH OUr 13 HERBS AND SPICES .
(ITS A SECRET LIKE THAT FAMOUS RECIPE FROM THE COLONEL.)
REAL CANE SUGAR, nO HIGH FRUCTOS CORN SYRUP!
BE SURE TO VISIT OUR VERY CLOSE FRIENDS AT SMUGGLERS TO GET YOU SOME MAGIC F***ING BEANS!